so that's what happens to all the frat boys after college

In this morning's Washington Post [I'd link you to it, but you have to register, so fuck that], there's a profile of Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist's chief of staff, Eric Ueland. Among other things, he says, "[Dude,] I am so pumped every morning when I walk in and look up at the Capitol dome." Totally fucking sweet, bro. And imagine, this is at 7 am, after he and Rove have been up all night doing keg stands, watching SportsCenter, and calling up "all them hot GOP bitches." Now if only he could get Condi to S his D.