you know who you are

Here's the great thing about blogs. If you don't want to read them, you don't have to. Nobody is forcing them down your throat, not even me. So don't send me an instant message outlining your no-doubt torturous inner struggle over whether or not you enjoy this blog. Find something better to do with your life: get a hobby, masturbate, freebase heroin, hell, start your own blog. Tell you what, when they officially crown you Holy Emperor of the Blogosphere, then you can come to me with your unsolicited criticisms.