Sunday, February 13, 2005

I thought, my God, the will of it

From the brand new smash hit musical, Apocalypse WOW!, now sweeping Broadway:
WILLARD: I can't tell you where we're going, Chief, that's classified.
CHIEF: This may be your mission, Captain, but it's my boat.
WILLARD: Well, in that case...[cue music]
We're going upriver to find Colonel Kurtz
Way up in Cambodia, it's not in our turf
CHIEF: I'll chart us a course for that mean river delta
But what will you do when you find him, your fella?
WILLARD: With extreme prejudice I must terminate
The command of the Colonel, whom the generals now hate.
He was honored at West Point, though a bit tightly wound
And unfortunately his methods have now become unsound.
COMPANY: [full choreographed dance number] With extreme prejudice we must terminate
The command of the Colonel, whom the generals now hate.
He was honored at West Point, though a bit tightly wound
And unfortunately his methods have now become unsound.
CHIEF: It'll sure get hairy, but we'll make it, I hope.
CLEAN: 'Cause you know that there jungle is filled up with slopes.
WILLARD: I don't even know if we can find the bastard.
LANCE: I don't even care; I've had waaaay too much acid.
COMPANY: With extreme prejudice we must terminate
The command of the Colonel, whom the generals now hate.
He was honored at West Point, though a bit tightly wound
And unfortunately his methods have now become unsound.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

loverly. just simply splendiferous. if only things that swept broadway swept texas...